Monday, March 4, 2013

Reason to Live

The Doctor was lost......

An old man who had just been cleared of an ailment in his chest turned to the doctor and asked, “Doctor, do you think I still have another ten years or so to live?
Doctor: Do you drink alcohol?
Old Man: No, I do not.
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Old Man: No, I don’t.
Doctor: You do not have a wife, do you still have sex?
Old Man: Oh, my goodness, no!
Doctor: Do you go dancing or sometimes to the beach?
Old Man: My legs are still strong, but I cannot dance or walk much.
Doctor: If you have answered my questions truthfully, what the hell do you want to live another ten years for?

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