Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Some humour from i-net

ARGUMENTS FOR STAYING A BACHELOR

CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what
you want, then when you see what the other fellow
has, you wish you had
ordered that.

CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other
replied, "Yes, I am. I married
the wrong man."

CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then
when he is married, he is
finished.

CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man looses
his bachelor's degree and
the woman gets her master's status.

CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know
son, I'm still paying for
it."

CASE 6
Young son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some
parts of Africa, a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in most
countries son."

CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I
got married, and then it was too late."


CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the
husband gives and the
wife takes.

CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why. An affair?

CASE 10
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year
of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,
the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbours listen.

CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I
married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear,
but I was in love and
didn't notice it."

CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife
wanted". The next day, he
received hundreds letters. They all said the same
thing "You can have mine."

CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or his wife is new.

CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made
my husband a
millionaire." "And what was he before you married
him?" the friend asked.
The woman replied, “A multimillionaire

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