From my e-mail
An old munyoro man was struggling a bit with the English abroad. He walks in to the restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what chicken is called in English. The waiter who wants to take his order is only English proficient. So the old man sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 baked eggs on it. The old munyoro man points to the plate of eggs and says to the English
waiter: I want their Mother and if she is finished then give me their father.!!